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Jonsgirl is pure evil. In the nine weeks she was gone and not posting, she was a serial killer in Oregon, pulled the feeding tubes out of 24 comatose patients in the Northeast, sold hot dogs with bacon wrapped around them in Tijuana, Mexico, sexually harassed elderly men in Miami Beach, went to Bolivia and tried to start a revolution but failed, and had to screw the chief of police to keep from getting executed, bit the tail off a dog, threw a cat into a brick wall, spit in someones coffee, drilled a hole in the Alaska Pipeline in a very ecologically sensitive area, and stole a homeless guys bedroll and dumped it 10 miles away.
Its good to have you back, where you will not cause so much chaos and havoc.
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