Supple Cow

...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh.

This will either lighten the mood or send folks back to the drawing board as far as terrible mental images go, but the chili-finger reminds me of the time I used a lighter for too long and lightly cooked a few layers of skin on my thumb. I didn't even notice it was happening, but when I finished with the lighter, my thumb was dark orange on one side and smelled like a cocktail weenie.

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"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. Twenty-six times I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."
(Michael Jordan)