I hope these aren't breaking any rules, I call these generic jokes! And you've probably all heard them, but I didn't see them posted here, so here we go. Wherever you see <blank> insert whatever you like, lawyers, groups of people, whatever.
Q: What do you call 10,000 <blank> at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A pretty good start.
Q: How do you save a <blank> from drowning?
A: Take your foot off their head.
Q: What's brown and black and looks good on a <blank>?
A: A doberman.
I had more, but of course as soon as I started typing I forgot them >.<