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Old 03-25-2005, 02:02 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Sp0rAdiC
Well, I used to eat KFC once every so often, my mom would grab a big bucket and some sides on the way home, and my brothers and I would have that for dinner. Then one night, I took out what I thought to be a chicken breast, and went ahead taking all the skin off, just because that's what I do. Well, in the process of doing this, I uncover and odd looking surface. Upon further examination, it appears to be a brain. And wouldn't you know it, there was still a spinal cord connected to it. How this happened, I have no idea, but I stopped eating right there, kept myself from throwing up, and dumped my plate in the garbage. My family saw it, it didn't seem to bother them, and they kept on eating. I vowed never to eat KFC again after that.

Then about a year later, there was absolutely no food in the house, and my mom had gotten KFC once again. I figured, "What the hell, it'll never happen again." I was wrong. Same thing, same reaction from myself and family. If only I had been a little smarter then, I coulda saved it and sued for emotional distress and made millions... or at least got some publicity
KFC doesn't butcher their own chickens in-store and even so, how'd a brain slip out of a severed head?...it was probably just some ball of chicken meat-but thanks for verifying my dislike of KFC!
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