A slug?? I would have been raising such hell.....
Let's see I have:
Bitten into an eggroll from the machines at work and crunched down on a long metal rod.
Gotten halfway thru a donut from the entenmann's box and pulled a long blonde hair out of my mouth.
Bought one of those boxed complete meals and, upon opening the biscuit mix, found it crawling with pillbugs.
Found a dead fly in my soda from Wendy's.
This thread needs a warning label: do not eat while reading!
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