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Oh, you foolish, foolish man! Coming back here for me to expose your evil-ness once again. Why will you not learn that you cannot hide your true self from us? Why must you continue to taint us with your very presence?
You leave me no choice, O' hatted one. For the good of the community I must reveal this deepest of dark secrets and hope that my fellow tfp'ers will follow me with torches and pitchforks to rid us of your evil nature.
Tophat has a collection of care bear heads mounted over his bed.
See! Do you see how deeply the evil is ingrained into his soul?!? Care Bear heads! Over his bed! Oh, the humanity!!!!!
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Someday, someone will best me.
But it won't be today, and it won't be you.
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