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whiplash13 · 03-22-2005, 09:05 PM

A guy is driving home from a party with his wife in his brand new Ferrari. On the way he sees a child in the middle of the road. He swirves as to not hit the child, loses control of the car and crashes into a tree. He is thrown clear from the car in the accident. As he comes to he sees that the cops and rescue workers are on the scene. He looks over at his precious automobile and see's that it is completely totalled. He starts going on to the cops about he can't believe what happened to his car and how much he loved the car. Not once did he ask if he had hit the child or how his wife was. One of the cops scolds him and asks him how he can be so selfish and materialistic while not caring what happened to his wife and the child. The guy denies the accusations saying that he is not at all selfish and materialistic. The cop's partner calls the guy out and tell him that if he isn't selfish and materialistic then how come he didn't realize that he lost his arm in the accident. The guy looks down and goes holy shit where's my Rolex?

03-22-2005, 09:05 PM	#1 (permalink)
whiplash13 Tilted	Filthy Rich Dude A guy is driving home from a party with his wife in his brand new Ferrari. On the way he sees a child in the middle of the road. He swirves as to not hit the child, loses control of the car and crashes into a tree. He is thrown clear from the car in the accident. As he comes to he sees that the cops and rescue workers are on the scene. He looks over at his precious automobile and see's that it is completely totalled. He starts going on to the cops about he can't believe what happened to his car and how much he loved the car. Not once did he ask if he had hit the child or how his wife was. One of the cops scolds him and asks him how he can be so selfish and materialistic while not caring what happened to his wife and the child. The guy denies the accusations saying that he is not at all selfish and materialistic. The cop's partner calls the guy out and tell him that if he isn't selfish and materialistic then how come he didn't realize that he lost his arm in the accident. The guy looks down and goes holy shit where's my Rolex? Last edited by whiplash13; 03-22-2005 at 09:07 PM..