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I fell for this on my 16th birthday, but instead I forced the server to make me a HUGE balloon animal hat, and the got up on a nearby table, and started singing "Happy Birthday" to myself at the top of my lungs through a megaphone, while a ceiling fan bapped my balloon hat, and then I marched around the restaurant singing until the servers took the megaphone away, and told me to sit back down. I'd still occassionally randomly yell "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" in the middle of eating. I think a few other people left, and the people who took me to the CrabShack were blushing on the way out.
Lesson to be learned - Don't give someone with no shame a megaphone and an excuse to make an ass out of himself.
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