No, no thanks... Really. I hate having any attention brought to myself, and I was at Joes once when they did something similar to the above to another guy. I was embarrassed for him! That shit is for the birds... My wife told a waiter once it was my b-day after I explicatly told her not to. So when they sang, I was furious, but she wasn't looking at me... I took a spoonful of whipped cream, and as she turned to look at me, it went on her nose! I didn't get any that night though.
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