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Whatever happened to the wait staff assembling around your table to sing "Happy Birthday", before presenting you with a teeny little stale, but free, birthday cake? At what point did it get twisted into the birthday celebrant making an ass of themselves?
No, I have little patience for stupidity, and I make a big enough ass out of myself without the help from the wait staff of some restaraunt.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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