fulltiltgonzo

I live in a rural area, and my yard looks like a mole ranch. I've tried poison pellets and powder and I can't seem to stop the tunneling. Does anyone know a surefire way to keep my yard being destroyed?

I've seen hoses you hook to your exhust pipe to asphyxiate them but with all the holes in the yard, I envision putting the hole down one hole and seeing the varmints run out of the other.

Any suggestions?

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