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"When your mind becomes obsessed with anything, you will filter everything else out and find that thing everywhere."
-- Munku on TFP has this as a signature
"The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the common."
--Ralph Waldo Emerson
-- "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
-- "Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
-- "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
-- "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
-- "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
-- "God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
--Albert Einstein
-- "Microsoft isn't evil, they just make really crappy operating systems."
-- "See, you not only have to be a good coder to create a system like Linux, you have to be a sneaky bastard too"
-- "Software is like sex: it's better when it's free."
-- "Modern PCs are horrible. ACPI is a complete design disaster in every way. But we're kind of stuck with it. If any Intel people are listening to this and you had anything to do with ACPI, shoot yourself now, before you reproduce."
-- "We all know Linux is great...it does infinite loops in 5 seconds."
--Linus Torvalds, creator of the Linux OS kernel
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"You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane."
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