A Birthday Debacle at Joe's Crab Shack
Has anyone else fallen for this?
Well, today was my mom's birthday and Wednesday is my birthday so my family went out to dinner at Joe's Crab Shack today to celebrate a little.
Well, we didn't say anything about a birthday or anything until I screwed up. I ordered a beer and the super perky server asked how old I was. I said I'm 25....or will be 25 on Wednesday. "Oh it's your birthday", he replied. My brother nicely pointed out that it was my mom's as well. Turns out my brother knew all about the debacle to come. The server said that they have something nice in store for us. I knew at that point that something lame was going to happen.
It turns out that after you eat they come to your table with a cow suit and a wig if you're a woman, and a fairy princess (complete with wings) costume if you're a dude. They embarass you sufficiently until you're forced to put the costumes on and prance around the restaurant like fucking idiots. They even gave me a magic wand aka a regular straw to spread pixie dust or whatever on everyone. Unfortunately, my brother has pictorial evidence of this fairy princess experience.
Now, I am a pretty serious person. Still, I have been known to participate in self-deprecation at times. What would you have done in this situation? It was kind of funny, and got a good amount of laughs from other patrons. I was still throughly embarssed by the whole scenario.
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Last edited by goddfather40; 03-19-2005 at 10:47 PM..
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