I have no regrets but a few stories:
Always wear underwear under your jeans. I remeber being small, maybe 6 or 7 and zipped up a pair of jeans and caught a small bit of my skin in the zipper. I just fell down screaming (barely remember) followed with my parents rushing me to the E.R. where the doctor gave me a seditive, cut away the jeans and carefully removed the offending zipper.
Another would be when I was in middle school over at this girls house basicly to makeout and thinking french kissing was to stuff your tongue in a girls mouth. Understandly my poor romancing was not appreaciated. 3
Recently would be dropping of my freind around 2 AM in the morning, crusing down the highway in my porsche and seeing some headlights pull right up behind me. Being an empty highway, I sped up a bit (in the left lane myself) and the car sped up a bit. I figured it was just someone tailgating me so as a rounded the highways corner at 20 K over the speedlimit, I put the foot on the pedal and shot up to around 140 or 150 K as the Police officer behind me put his lights on. He was pretty good about it though, he didn't write me a speeding ticket but handed me an 86 CDN ticket for not displaying the proper sign.
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