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When I was 14 my uncle got pissed up on a bottle of scotch by 9 am. and woke me up to go shoot a deer ... he tossed me the keys siting that he was " too drunk to drive" ... so we get about 2 miles out of town and he loads up a shotgun with bird shot ... instructs me to sit and wait ... thinking this was nuts I say no way ... then a seer pops out ... he yells at me to shoot it ... I don't even think one shot got even close to the deer. hah ... so he grabs the gun and starts unloading like crazy on this deer, which didn't even move ... then tells the story to my mother at supper time.
True story.
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