Can't remember any of mine, but my Mom once told me how she handed a paper in and complained to her prof about how she was lacking enough time to give the paper enough attention. She got the paper back with the comment: "There is time for everything under the sun."
One of my first papers was a short half page where I had to explain why I got put in detention (7th grade). I remember cracking up the teacher when my closing sentence read: "Detention: it's a dirty job, but someone's got to do it."
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