I got "Are you actually trying to get expelled?" at the top of a practice exam question in which I argued why Measure for Measure would have been better if Isabella had multiple personality disorder and a gigantic Indian as a sidekick. I also talked about humanity's evolution "From donkey-fucking, through horse-fucking, to a whole world of bizarre sexual deviations that quite frankly makes me want to cry" (Ongoing horse-fucking joke in my English class).
And no, I wasn't trying to get expelled. I was just bored.
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"When people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was spherical they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the Earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the Earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together." -Isaac Asimov
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