Holy crap BigBen, I was cracking my s--- up reading your post.
In high school, I used the dreaded, "Needless to say," which was punctuated by a *GIANT* red "THEN DON'T SAY IT!"
I was once told my writing was, "a true example of lucidity and grace." This was one of those half-page dealios, you know, based on a night's reading. I felt like it was Seinfeld and the woman was having an orgasm over the pasta. Totally uncalled for.
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