Originally Posted by Kadath

You'll notice I deliberately avoided taking any sides in my request that you all stop arguing. My statement did not attack either side. Nonetheless, I officially award you a one-up to your e-penis for such a clever quip.

Originally Posted by Christine Stewart, Former Minister of the Environment of Canada

"No matter if the science is all phony, there are collateral environmental benefits.... Climate change [provides] the greatest chance to bring about justice and equality in the world."