An old cowboy goes to a bar and orders a drink. As he sits sipping his whiskey, a young lady sits down next to him.
She turns to the cowboy and asks : "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replies : "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."
She replies : "I'm a lesbian, I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV or eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."
A short time later, a man sits down and asks: "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replies "I always thought I was,
but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
