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tres · 03-13-2005, 03:22 PM

Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught over the fact she hadn't had a date or any sex for over 5 yrs. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down & craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. " Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what's Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply & replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass."

03-13-2005, 03:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
tres Insane Location: Long Island, NY	Do you speak chinese? Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught over the fact she hadn't had a date or any sex for over 5 yrs. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down & craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. " Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what's Ed Zachary Disease?" Dr. Chang sighed deeply & replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass." __________________ "Its better to be hated for who you are, then loved for what your not" --Van Zant "Tell me and I forget. Show me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."