-Gotten lost on the streets of a city in a foreign country at 2:00am.
-Put on some skis and flown down the side of a mountain at speeds in excess of 60mph.
-Driven around in a Pontiac Sunfire in the middle of a hurricane
-Had a couple of beers (not enough to be drunk) and get pulled over for speeding... and then get off with a warning.
-Hear the following words from your doctor in regards to a mole on your body, "it could be cancerous."
(and one borrowed from an aquaintance)
-being pulled over and issued a ticket for driving naked in a convertable.
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Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.
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