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BigBen · 03-10-2005, 08:04 PM

I try to avoid killing the cops and army guys in GTA. They bring Stars (wanted lvl) and then the shit storm begins... I would rather kill my fellow bad guys.

What about the Hooker Health Steal? It goes like this, Ed Bradley:

Find a prostitute.
Pull your car up beside her.
She walks up to the car, and starts to chat.
She gets into your car.
You drive to a secluded place.
The car starts 'rocking'. (you need to be 6 yrs old NOT to get this)
Your health meter starts to rise, your money meter starts to fall.
When your health meter is at the top, the prostitute gets out of the vehicle and says something corny.
You then drive over her or get out and kill her.
She drops the money you just 'paid' her.
Hence, the Hooker Health Steal.

Fucking morbid. Really bad mojo. Doesn't mean I'm going out and doing it...

Oh, and by the way, I got addicted to Tetris when I was a kid, and arranged blocks for hours on end. I dreamt about them, I drew pictures in my school book. I guess that is why I went on that murderous BLOCK RAMPAGE where I killed those people with leggo. You read about it in the newspaper, I'm sure.

03-10-2005, 08:04 PM	#35 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I try to avoid killing the cops and army guys in GTA. They bring Stars (wanted lvl) and then the shit storm begins... I would rather kill my fellow bad guys. What about the Hooker Health Steal? It goes like this, Ed Bradley: Find a prostitute. Pull your car up beside her. She walks up to the car, and starts to chat. She gets into your car. You drive to a secluded place. The car starts 'rocking'. (you need to be 6 yrs old NOT to get this) Your health meter starts to rise, your money meter starts to fall. When your health meter is at the top, the prostitute gets out of the vehicle and says something corny. You then drive over her or get out and kill her. She drops the money you just 'paid' her. Hence, the Hooker Health Steal. Fucking morbid. Really bad mojo. Doesn't mean I'm going out and doing it... Oh, and by the way, I got addicted to Tetris when I was a kid, and arranged blocks for hours on end. I dreamt about them, I drew pictures in my school book. I guess that is why I went on that murderous BLOCK RAMPAGE where I killed those people with leggo. You read about it in the newspaper, I'm sure. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.