Fatboss,
Is there a risk of sexual harrassment lawsuit if you continue this behavior? You do realize that "emails" = "evidence". I assume at least the latter part of your name is true?......
I also think you need to be honest with yourself. I don't think one can categorize their marriage as "very happily married" in the same post as "I would drag [Betty] off to the store cupboard and do her some serious damage right now if I knew I could".
Work on your marriage, you made the commitment and your wife expects you to hold up your end of the bargain.
Finally, a word on Betty. Betty is a pain in-the-ass nag, that won't let you pop the cap on your brew after work before starting in on you about the trash and unfolded laundry. She has $23K in credit card debt due to her addiction to expensive shoes. She gets her hair cut once a week for $80 because of her poor self-image issues. Betty has chronic yeast infections that cause intense pain during intercourse preventing her from having sex more than once every 6 months. Betty is histrionic and suffers from extreme paranoia. She creates problems where none exist in order to garner attention. Finally, Betty has a penis - she is a pre-op transsexual lesbian.
Hope this helps.
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