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Great. I thought having to put up with people who can't remember their account number in line at the bank was bad, but a bank at Wal-Mart??? Here's how I'm imagining trying to deposit my paycheck:
Teller (with one eye looking at me and the other somewhere else): Whaddya need???
Me: hands her check Just making a deposit.
Teller: I'ma need to see your dri...
White Trash Woman: Put that damn sucker back!!! Do you want your ass whipped??? Get back in that damn cart RIGHT NOW!!! I said PUT THAT SUCKER BACK!!! the kid indeed gets his ass beat right then and there
Me: Rolls his eyes, and notices that he's the only person in there not wearing some sort of old NASCAR apparel, free t-shirt, or dilapidated Looney Toons shirt.
Teller: You want that in full flavor, menthol, or light???
Needless to say, I definately wouldn't bank there.
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