Greatest Q and A ever!
This is a simple q and a joke to pull on your friends.
you: How feathers does a turkey have?
friend: doesnt matter what they say
you: nope 1727. How many stripes does a bumble bee have?
friend: does not matter what they say
you: nope 7 and a half. What color is an orange?
friend: orange
you: correct! What color is peter pan's suit
friend: green
you: correct, but how come you know so much about the fruits and the fairies but nothing about the birds and the bees
sorry if that offends anyone but I think it is absolute gold
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