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Old 03-09-2005, 09:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
bookie05
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Greatest Q and A ever!

This is a simple q and a joke to pull on your friends.

you: How feathers does a turkey have?

friend: doesnt matter what they say

you: nope 1727. How many stripes does a bumble bee have?

friend: does not matter what they say

you: nope 7 and a half. What color is an orange?

friend: orange

you: correct! What color is peter pan's suit

friend: green

you: correct, but how come you know so much about the fruits and the fairies but nothing about the birds and the bees

sorry if that offends anyone but I think it is absolute gold
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