So, I'm gonna give the answer that is probably going to become very familiar... :P
Therapy, guys. You're depressed. Seriously, clinically, depressed. It's really hard to make that first appointment, but trust me, it's worth it.
If you don't want therapy, you can go to a "regular" doctor and get some antidepressants.
Maybe I'm just projecting.
Although one sign of my own depression in an increase in the amount of time i spend online, and a decrease in the amount of time spent face-to-face with people...