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Originally Posted by Furry
Economics. Any flavour thereof.
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Amen brother. And by the way... There are lots of reasons to study Economics, not just for the money:
1. Economists are armed and dangerous: "Watch out for our invisible hands."
2. Economists can supply it on demand.
3. You can talk about money without every having to make any.
4. You get to say "trickle down" with a straight face.
5. Mick Jagger and Arnold Schwarzenegger both studied economics and look how they turned out.
6. When you are in the unemployment line, at least you will know why you are there.
7. If you rearrange the letters in "ECONOMICS", you get "COMIC NOSE".
8. Although ethics teaches that virtue is its own reward, in economics we get taught that reward is its own virtue.
9. When you get drunk, you can tell everyone that you are just researching the law of diminishing marginal utility.
10. When you call 1-900-LUV-ECON and get Kandi Keynes, you will have something to talk about.
BTW, not just any flavour of... Go into monetary theory. Macro stuff. Those poor pathetic slobs who major in social or environmental economics only make the world a better place. They don't get rich and all the hot babes.