Grandma was sitting on the porch, feeling nostalgic for her days of youth, when she looked over at the fella sitting next to her... With a twinkle in her eye, she hitched up her skirt to reveal her pretty white lingerie... and ... taking a page out of the book of the boys of her youth -- she attemped the Yawn and STREEETTTTCCCCHHHH in hopes to grope grandpa sitting next to her...
Fade to black...
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