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I have, one time. I was deathly sick, having eaten something that apparently decided it needed to come out whichever hole was available. However, it couldn't decide which one was best, so they both started erupting violently. At the same time.
I eventually went up to the hospital with my wife when I was no longer keeping even water down, and ended up staying for about 6 hours and getting pumped full of liquids. During this time I was in and out of consciousness, and thought I had to fart when I was waking up once, and it turned out to be a full on shit. Of course, I told my wife and she pointed and laughed, just like I would do to her if she ever shit herself.
Just as I was about to leave and thought everything was dandy, I realized I had to go one last time. As I was on the bowl, I realized I needed to puke, but really didn't want to stick my face in a hot mess of ass juice, so I made a command decision and puked all over the bathroom floor. It was easily the worst physical experience of my entire life.
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