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A cowboy walks into a bar..
A cowboy walks into a modern day bar. Everybody looks at him, but then they're like, 'whatever.' The cowboy sits down at the bar.
COWBOY
Gimme a sarsaparilla!
BARTENDER
Uhh.... how bout a beer?
COWBOY
FINE!
The bartender proceeds to pour him the beer. The cowboy takes it and starts to drink.
BARTENDER
(looking at him)
So... what do you do?
COWBOY
I'm a wagon maker!
BARTENDER
But... nobody rides a wagon anymore...
COWBOY
I KNOW!
BARTENDER
Then... why ....
....
....
COWBOY
Time travel accident.
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This is actually a skit I wrote and am hoping to shoot it in video sometime. Just need a bar and a cowboy outfit. kinda just keeps in line with my visual and non-sensical humor, and i like seeing people go 'wtf?' Its been 50/50 so far to people i've told it to, its either hilarious or they go, 'huh?'.
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