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When hubby and I first start dating we were doing it on the bathroom floor (I had 3 roommates, and therefore no privacy) and managed to get some nasty tileburn on the top of my foot...I couldn't wear shoes for several days because it hurt so bad.
I've had my cervix hit several times that results in horrible agony, similar to a guy getting hit in the nuts, so I'm told.
My hubby and I went to Mexico for our anniversary in November. We were in the hotel and were fooling around, and I laid down on the bed and he kind of jumped on top of me....unfortunately my calf was in the way of his knee and I got a humongous (about the size of a good sized orange) and extremely painful bruise, which was great since I was wearing shorts the entire week. It took about a month and a half to fully heal.
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Formerly Medusa
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