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BigBen · 03-04-2005, 11:36 AM

That was why I originally put these thoughts on the screen. People would gather around and listen to "The old guy" tell his stories. SOME PEOPLE ACCUSE ME OF BEING "OLD SCHOOL".

I have a very unique way of telling stories, with lots of dialogue and such. Someone mentioned that they would love to read my memoires, and as a therapy kind of thing I just sat down and started writing.

BTW, I am only 29. I only feel old in the army when I see those fresh 17 year-old faces.

I really don't think these are of any worth to publish, so when I saw this forum, I took guilty pleasure in submitting them. Now you guys are just stroking my ego.

If I was a cat, I'd be purring.

Then again, if I was a dog, I'd probably be humping your leg...

Thanks for the compliment.

03-04-2005, 11:36 AM	#20 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Genius yes, Book, no That was why I originally put these thoughts on the screen. People would gather around and listen to "The old guy" tell his stories. SOME PEOPLE ACCUSE ME OF BEING "OLD SCHOOL". I have a very unique way of telling stories, with lots of dialogue and such. Someone mentioned that they would love to read my memoires, and as a therapy kind of thing I just sat down and started writing. BTW, I am only 29. I only feel old in the army when I see those fresh 17 year-old faces. I really don't think these are of any worth to publish, so when I saw this forum, I took guilty pleasure in submitting them. Now you guys are just stroking my ego. If I was a cat, I'd be purring. Then again, if I was a dog, I'd probably be humping your leg... Thanks for the compliment. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.