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Well, after reading some of the responses and re-visiting the thread, I feel a bit better.
I guess I shouldn't laugh or get too upset apparently zombie attacks are all too real.
Dan Birlew did a fabulous write up over at gamefaqs.com. Not your typical "news" site, but then again being arrested for writing zombie fiction isn't exactly your typical "news" story.
It seems that in 1996 a small town in the midwest by the name of Raccoon City was completely decimated by an experiment gone wrong at an Umbrella Corporation laboratory that turned the townspeople and all their pets into ravenous brain-seeking zombies. It was only thanks to the tremendous efforts of Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine that the story was brought to the publics' attention.
Seriously. The grandparents, the prosecutor who brought charges and the judge who sent the guy to jail are all "challenged." They should all have to resign their jobs effective immediately and be shipped to a moderate sized tropical island somewhere far, far away. Those of us with a bit of common sense are tired of hearing stories like this and tired of people like you being put in charge of the 'serious' business of having children and participating in the judicial system. You'll make lots of new friends on "Idiot Island;" the boat leaves immediately.
There. I'm really, really done.
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