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I have never stolen a pair. However, I will tell you a funny story. An acquaintance in high school lived next door to the hottest girl in school. He was a bit obsessed. I found out about all of this because my best friend lived in the house that was behind theirs. Now comes the creepy part:
He switched bedrooms with his brother so that his window would overlook her yard. He bought an expensive camera. He stole a ladder from a construction site and spied on her second story window at night. He would sneak into her house and steal her underwear out of the laundry (he got caught doing this, that's how I know). I stayed over at my friend's house one night and this guy was on one of his spying trips. We watched him get it all set up, and then called her house to "report him". He actually figured out that she was on to him and was able to flee and not get caught. It was still pretty funny watching him fall down the ladder, pick it up, run to his fence, throw the ladder over, fall over the fence, etc. You get the picture.
It was also very creepy. He grew up to be a normal guy (he still lives in my town), but those raging 16-year-old hormones almost got him arrested.
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