Originally Posted by TexanAvenger

I almost agreed with you, and then a couple of my buddies behind me started bragging and they were all proud of this one guy who said he could last all of five minutes.

I'm nicknaming him Speedy Gonzales... and when that gets tiring, Superman. (You know, faster than a speeding bullet.)

C'mon, it's times like that that're giving us a bad name...