Liquor Dealer: "The average IQ of Oklahoma went up about 40 points as the unwelcome guests from Texas crossed the Red River and returned to Texas!"
Uh...huh. Why don't we just say something about how Texas has once again taken on the title of Ugliest State in the Union, now that the democrats are back? Or perhaps some comment about average penis length?
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