A recent edition of Paul Harvey news included a bit that goes something like this:
Shortly past midnight a California (LAPD) Patrol officer notices a motorcycle in the median of a divided stretch of road. As he approaches he notices that there are two people who are eeeehem...naked...next to the bike. He gets closer and he realizes that the couple happens to be engaged in intimate contact but that they are indeed still wearing their helmets. Naturally it's time to break up the party but when he startles the two he realizes this is no ordinary couple. The HE of the equation was 83 and the SHE of this equation was 81.
Horny old fuckers!!! haha...but I hope I'm that lucky in 40+ years!