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Saw this on SomethingAwful in Comedy Goldmine and said to myself, "Self, this is fucking perfect for that fucking fuck thread." Here you fuckin' go...<blockquote>I was loitering around a trade counter in a plumbers merchants when some ruddy faced, hairy oaf stormed in and slammed his fist on the counter and shouted for some assistance.
Shopguy: "Hello. How can I help you"
The oaf swings this heavy plastic box onto the counter, flips the lid and reveals some sort of electrical tool (I didn't see what it was)
Shopguy: "Ok, what seems to be the problem"
Oaf: "This fucking fucker's fucked"
Shopguy: "Fucked?"
Oaf: "Fucking fucked"
Shopguy: "Ok, one minute"
Shopguy takes the box away and returns with a brand new unit and puts it in front of the guy.
Shopguy: "There you go"
Oaf: "Not fucked?"
Shopguy: "Not fucked"
Oaf: "Fucking great"
And he walked off. Shopguy does a massive rolleyes and puts fixed smile on for the next customer. Bizarre. </blockquote>
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