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Charlatan here reporting from a rotting log. We are here to get the muchroom's story stright from the fungi's mouth. So Mr. Shroom, what is your story...
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I see, um... no a big talker, eh? OK. So you have nothing to say about your allegedly boring character, flavour and the fact that humans continue to consume your kind on a regular basis?
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Well, that seems to be all we are going to get out of this little fungi, we now return you to your regularly scheduled thread...
Ok who's responsible for this... I was told the mushroom was prepped and ready to tell all... God! I feel like Geraldo in Al Capone's vault...
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- Old Man Luedecke
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