Hee... that's funny.  I really want to see the Nudie Macbeth.  Sounds hilarious.
I still want to go to a strip club some friends were telling me about in Alberta where you get a free lap dance if you can dislodge a loonie that a girl has umm.. tucked into a special area 

  Basically you toss loonies at her and see if you can knock it loose.  That's entertainment, folks!