Looks like something Frank from <i>Donnie Darko</i> might date.
However, you have moved me with that image to song....<blockquote><I>Evelyn, a modified dog
viewed the quivering fringe of a special doiley
draped across the piano with some surprise.
In the darkened room with the chairs dismayed
and the horrible curtains muffled the rain
she could hardly believe her eyes.
A curious breeze, a garlic breathe
that sounded like a snore
somewhere near the Steinway or even from within
had caused the doiley's fringe to waft and tremble in the gloom.
Evelyn the dog having undergone further modification
Pondered the significance of short-person behavior
in pedal depressed, pan-chromatic resonance
and other highly ambient domains.
"Arf," she said.</i></blockquote>Poodles are ok. They soak up spilled beer like nothing else. (*mung puppy!*)