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I work in a health club as a personal trainer, so I hate all of you disgusting members. The people who don't wipe up sweat, who spit in the water fountain, who blow their nose in their club towels (someone has to load that towel in a washer later), who take off their shoes to stretch, who take off their shirts as they head for the locker room, who leave weights around, who complain about the music, who complain when a class is cancelled, who complain when they are late to a class that is full but they want to squeeze in, who are too lazy to pay their bills, who touch the mirrors and leave sweatprints everywhere, who want to use our office phones, who don't understand that our shitty management is too lazy to fix the broken machines or buy more towels, who steal said towels, who steal dumbells straps and ankle weights, who steal medicine balls, who steal newspapers and magazines, who break the magazine holders at the cardio machines, who complain about the temperature, who leave benches weights and dumbells in disarray, and members shit in the one person bathroom with little ventilation on the workout floor. Man, it stinks for ten minutes.
As far as being a good member, please be considerate to other members and please understand that we may not be able to help you with everything or jump to your need immediately. Thank you.
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