Phaenx

I tried to pick a fight with two guys down on campus a few weeks back. I was parallel parking and messed up, so I pulled out and backed in again. While I was doing so some guy walked by and said something to me. I don't like strangers to begin with, so I got hot under the collar and jumped out of my car.

They were down the road a ways and I yelled, "Hey! You got something to say to me, pussy?"

They looked back and started walking a little faster. I turned around and was like, "yeeyeah!" and started off towards my girlfriends house.

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"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy