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I would kick your ass if you shot a super soaker at me while I was smoking.
But anyways, first thing is ask him to smoke outside. If he doesn't want to do that, tell him to open a window and turn on the fan when he smokes. Most of the smoke should go outside this way. To get the smell out just use some fabreeze or carpet cleaner on your furniture and floors. Of course, you could always get a new roomate...
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