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clavus · 02-18-2005, 01:24 PM

I was thinking about the classic restroom grafitti -
"Here I sit,
all broken hearted.
Tried to shit,
but only farted"

Then I thought about this thread. I couldn't help but bust out the rhymes...

Here I sit
I smell like France.
Tried to fart
but shit my pants.

Here I sit
I feel dim-witted
Tried to fart
but then I shitted

Here I hunch,
half stand/half stoop.
Tried to fart
but out came poop.

02-18-2005, 01:24 PM	#55 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	I was thinking about the classic restroom grafitti - "Here I sit, all broken hearted. Tried to shit, but only farted" Then I thought about this thread. I couldn't help but bust out the rhymes... Here I sit I smell like France. Tried to fart but shit my pants. Here I sit I feel dim-witted Tried to fart but then I shitted Here I hunch, half stand/half stoop. Tried to fart but out came poop. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.