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I was thinking about the classic restroom grafitti -
"Here I sit,
all broken hearted.
Tried to shit,
but only farted"
Then I thought about this thread. I couldn't help but bust out the rhymes...
Here I sit
I smell like France.
Tried to fart
but shit my pants.
Here I sit
I feel dim-witted
Tried to fart
but then I shitted
Here I hunch,
half stand/half stoop.
Tried to fart
but out came poop.
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