A quick "almost" story. In my early years, when I could still run, I went out for a 10-miler one day. Halfway thru I had some serious urges. There was no way I was making it home, so I dropped trou in a nearby field. Later that night I discovered I had plopped my shorts down into a poison ivy patch. My dangly bits now had red itchy bits. It went all the way from my navel to the small of my back via the crotch. That's some sensitive skin down there, so no over-the-counter remedy would work. I think it took a couple of weeks of treatment to clear it up.
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