Janey

Dahling I love you, but give me Park Avenue!


some of her Hootesville quotes from Green Acres:

Accident - Most people don't know I'm from Hungary because I don't speak with an accident anymore.

Aptitude - When Oliver is grouchy, its because he has a bad aptitude.

Coincidinkle - A coincidinkle - you know, like when something happens andd something else happens and its the same thing!

Compression - You always want to make a good one when you meet someone for the first time.

Copped - Alice and Henrietta won't lay eggs when they're copped up on cages.

Foosha - The red color that I wanted to paint our house that we never got.

Graveler - an order in the court banger

Hotscakes - the thing that I cook best of all. Oliver only pretends to hate them.

Irritate - you know, when farmers like Oliver put water on their corn to irritate it

Practitional - I don't like practitional jokes, except when they are not played on me.

Romantical - I was lucky to marry a man who can be, except when he's got a bad aptitude.

Schmooch - Oliver said he married me because I was such a good schmoocher!

Shooping - shopping, but I spell it withs one 'o' and two 'p's!

Shoosting - You plant the seeds and watch them shoost up from the rich brown soil. Or also a policeman will shoost you with his gun.

Simpsons - Simpsons are what you have that tell that you are getting sick!

Smooze - What you do to hotscakes, but first you have to find something to smooze them with.

Solk Fongs - actually, dahlink, its folk songs but I get my esses and my effesses mixed up.

Stupid-Unnatural - Some people call them ghosts.

Togetherlessness - If I ate your apple and you wouldn't eat my hotscakes, you call that togetherlessness?