my parents had an asparagus patch literally twenty feet from the kitchen table. as a kid, i'd eat steamed asparagus that was about seven minutes picked. always with butter and salt. i couldn't IMAGINE putting BBQ sauce on asparagus! tho the bacon sounds good.....
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Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox
She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous
-C'hi