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Originally Posted by Kostya
We had a new member of staff who unfortunately for her was an attractive young lady, teaching in a school packed to the gills with frustrated socially maladjusted boys. One the very first day of classes, this new teacher was setting out the rules of her classroom to 9B, the worst of all Grade 9 classes, and at the end having finished she asked ‘Does anyone have any questions?’ A solitary hand waved in the air in mock urgency, it belonged to Squeaky, an attention-craving troublemaker who did little more than say the wrong thing to everyone for his five-year tenure there. ‘Yes’ said the teacher. ‘Miss,’ Squeaky replied in a calm deadpan voice ‘you do know G-strings are prohibited by the School dress code don’t you?’
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1.) Thats hilarious!
2.) I'm jealous, my physics teacher was a nearly ancient old man. A great teacher, but still... who woulden't love to have an attractive young female for a teacher. Like my Spanish teacher...
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Originally Posted by Kostya
Paper Wasps are simple and quick to make, and if made well are a potent addition to any School Fu arsenal.
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Ah yes, I was a master wasp maker. I rarely ever shot them, but friends would often come to me if they wanted a particularily high quality wasp.
Exellent stories one and all, I hope more will find their way to the board.